", "Pass or Play?" But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. (laughter from one of the teams)This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like their at home. (scored 3 points). The small animal will be on the bed. 0. - John O'Hurley during the second Fast Money Round, "(number of points), plus/at $5 a point, total of (bell sounds) (insert total)!" Whoo! (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). You fill it up. I haven't been this excited, since I got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair! Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. 1. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), (not only your family wins the game,)your family wins the car." Harvey: Well, welcome toFamily Feudeverybody. What you ain't gonna do is drag me into your little nasty world! I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. Contestant: Santa Claus. - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. I'm not going to repeatit again." What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint. Contestant 1: September. Harvey: Fill in the blank, pie in the what. Karn: Name a road sign that describes your love life.Contestant: Slippery when wet.Karn: This is starting to feel like the oldMatch Game, you know. - Louie Anderson (2000-2001), "Louie Anderson's wardrobe is provided by Rochester Big & Tall Clothing." 1. s03e05 - Family Feud Tran script. - Richard Karn (said during the Triple Round from 2002-2003), "If it's up there, we continue/keep playing. 2023 Jeopardy! [BUZZ]. ", 1992 Pilot (Second Half): "- Ray Combs on the first episode of the Bullseye Round from The New Family Feud in 1992, "Welcome to the Family Feud. 1. How to Play Family Feud. - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") High School Reunion Tournament, (insert team #2) playing for (insert charity)! - said to the player before the start of the Fast Money round, "Turn around!" Let's. If it wasnt for him, we wouldnt have had this great show. You can't but you don't have to dream of them, 'cause I'm gonna take them with me. When we come back, we're gonna play Fast Money for $20,000. Thank you for the ovation, and thank you for joining us at home. - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." The number 2 answer is Butter. YOU SAID BONER! Whoever takes control of the question, and when I get to you, you ll have only three seconds to answer. Don't forget to bookmark this site! And he sawabsolutely nothingwrong! Harvey: No, name something you fill. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." Get online." Thanks a lot." You can't possibly be trying to pull that off on national TV, you can't possibly, Arvell. God bless all the little children in the world. [buzzer]. O'Hurley: Something associated with theDallas Cowboys.Contestant: Cowboy hats. Call me! We have two families gonna come out, battle each other, and try to win a lotta money, and a lotta money can be won! (insert two winning family members). We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! Combs:[during Fast Money]Give me a word that describes thunder. I gotta tell you. Family Feud Script: Roles: Announcer Host (Richard Dawson) Vidors (direct care provider team member) Slayors (Legislayors team member) Sounds: [OPENING THEME] - um, like the opening theme [FACE_OFF] - Theme played just prior to team members facing off at podium [APPLAUSE] - for correct answers [SMALL_APPLAUSE] - for Legislayors answers Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . ", "Did any of our 100 people in the survey said (insert answer)?" They were good people. ), "(Please follow Family Feud on social media. - Louie Anderson (going into a first commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, I'm/we're gonna Triple the points." Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! A purse? I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" Combs: Name a tradition associated with Christmas. If you live in the San Diego area (or expect to be there), call area code [[3]]. (insert two winning family members). Why not you try to become a contestant on our show. - Ray Combs from the 1987 pilot, "Thank you. You'll get the answer as we play The New Family Feud Challenge! Karn: Name someone you would find in an operating room.Contestant: The operator. Contestant: No. (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face) can I say that? ), A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Production." And I said, "Yeah!". ", This answer will decide who will play for $XX,000., "We're giving you $500on the Green Dot re-loadable Prepaid Card. Its (the champs,) (it's) the (insert family #1)! - Ray Combs on the Tran family only getting 77 points for $385 in Fast Money and left the stage after signing off in the 1994 series finale. Combs: When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. [ The Baldwins clap and cheer ] Ray Combs: Can I see a fax machiiiiine! "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." We got (insert celebrity team #1) playing for (insert charity of choice), and (insert celebrity team #2) playing for (insert charity of choice). Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. The sex jelly that you use. When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." Weve lost our creator and producer, Mark Goodson. What is found in nearly every refrigerator? That said, the show *does* rerack questions. My aunt & uncle. - Host (Talking to the Judges about the same answer), "The Judges are saying '(I/We need to)(Be)More specific.'." I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. Ray Combs: Oooohhh.. first strike. Thank you. Happy Birthday, America. The survey says, the number 3 answer is (insert answer). Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! While Ray wont be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him. - Louie Anderson (commemorating former Feud host Ray Combs, who died in 1996, in the premiere episode of the 1999 revival), Hi, folks. (Our)Survey said/says!" You are not naked, this is the worst, scantily clad for strike 2. (Steve Harvey alongside Clay Family laughing). (ding) Clock will start/starts when I've finished reading the first question." Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?Contestant: A man's privates. Karn: Name a famous Dennis.Contestant: Buddy Holly. Harvey: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.Contestant: NAKED GRANDMA!Harvey: NakedHuh?Contestant: I wouldn't want to see that, either.Harvey:I know you're right, okay, no one want to see a naked grandma, what is the chances, if you break into a house and found out grandma in there, I am naked, look for naked grandma in the house, outside in the woods, in the blanket, it is the occupant person. Every one of them is playing right now in that little TV that you can watch while you're pumping your gas. Dawson: Name a food that people give as a gift. ", "300 is the magic number! O'Hurley: A state that has a direction in its name.Contestant:Arizona. Don't let him/her see the clock. You know, you're not usually married in third grade. - When the losing team gets $500 in the form of the Green Dot Prepaid Card(used since the 2015-16 season), "(X) points is tough in the second position. Mama's Family (1983-1990): Season 1, Episode 5 - Family Feud - full transcript. Will you please join me and welcome our very first family, the Moseley family!" Pow! If we still have a show! But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." Now, here's the star of our show, (insert funny nickname here), MR. RICHARD KARN!!! Go to familyfeud.tv or follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to find out how!" So, write to us, won't ya? "So, the Mackins were our final winning family, and they've won $5,504, and I'm proud of 'em. YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" 1975 Pilot: "It's time for the Family Feud! Harvey: We asked 100 men, tell me the perfect height for a woman. Introducing the (insert family #1 and their names), playing against (our returning champions,)the (insert family #2 and their names)! - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] "It's time for the Family Feud! THE NOGYS!" - Family Feud host (coming out of the commercial break; 1999-present), "We surveyed 100 people/100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. O'Hurley: A magazine you'd hate to find in your child's bedroom.Contestant: Weapons-R-Us. START OF THE SPIEL: "If it's not there, (insert family teamname) "This answer is for/worth a brand new car. It's the first thing that came to my head. The first family to reach 500 points takes home the Jackpot, plus a trip to the Family Circle Cup Tennis Tournament in Charleston, South Carolina this April." - Ray Combs (whenever a strike was gotten or an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You're over 100." - Ray Combs (whenever the winning team is halfway through 200 points during Fast Money), "You had that on the other side." < Family Feud Edit Contents 1 Opening Spiels 2 Quotes & Catchphrases 2.1 Fast Money 2.2 Final Episode 2.3 Steve Harvey Catchphrases 3 Contestant Plug 4 Ticket Plug 5 Funny Contestant Guesses 5.1 Richard Dawson 5.2 Ray Combs 5.3 Louie Anderson 5.4 Richard Karn 5.5 John O'Hurley 5.6 Steve Harvey 6 Commemorative Speeches 7 Taglines This template can be used for showcasing any sort of game content you can think of, including any Family Feud-type games. ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. Tim, give me your hand." - Ray Combs (start of Fast Money), "Point/Dollar values are Doubled/Tripled. - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! [mouths to camera: "No way."] We're starting our brand-new season of Family Feud, and to help us celebrate, we're gonna introduce an exciting new game. Welcome to Family Feud. He didn't just folded his arms. If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world. ([. ", 2006 Gameshow Marathon episode: (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. Slowly! Combs: Their husbands? I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. Thank you. - Steve Harvey (2010-present), "I'm Steve Harvey. Cool! You and your family could win a lot of cash and a brand new car! - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "Who's playing? Well, it's a little late for that. Mama's Family; s1e5 - Family Feud - script; Search. - said before the second contestant plays Fast Money, "Let's remind everyone of (insert name)'s answers!" O'Hurley: Name an actor fromBaywatchwho is still hot today.Contestant:Brad Pitt. HOO! Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. Otherwise, player 2 gets control of the round. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! Contestant: 401(k) jelly. Here are the rules and a list of 100 Family Feud survey questions and survey answers you can use to play the game with. Just drop them in the ground. When Joey Fatone became the new announcer, he says his name, location and the name of the game show. If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. - Ray Combs (to the family with the highest score can still make a possible win of 300 during the fourth Question [usually the Double Round]), "I'm only going to read the question once. And the winner of this opening round, will go on to face our championship family, the Kakadelas family, awaiting the chance to come back to the stage for a chance at thousands of dollars more! Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! Hollywood, California, 90028. - Gene Wood (1976-1980) - Version A. Richard: If you and your family want to be on Family Feud. Write to: Family Feud Contestants 6430 Sunset Blvd. This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. Combs:[during Fast Money]A word used to describe a plane flight. Im sorry! - Said ifthe contestant buzzed in before Steve asked the question, "Welcome back to (the) ((Celebrity) Family) Feud(, everybody)! If you can't think of an answer, say "pass", then I'll get back to it if there's time. So stay with us." Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! [long, awkward pause]It's up there! (Don't go away/Stay right there.)" I've had the most incredible luck in my career. It's tougher/harder, so we're going to give you 20/25 seconds." The Bullseye Game means that one of these families could win up to $20,000. Female contestant: Underwear. ", takes the points. Dawson:[laughs along with audience]This man's flying airplanes for us. I that was very touching. Dawson: Give me a slang name for policeman. Dawson: Name a time that most people go to bed. - Louie Anderson (going into a second commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, we're gonna Triple the points and find out who's gonna play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000. - Ray Combs (1988-1994), "(I love this game!) I'm gonna say a few words at the end. The family introductions vary per special edition of the show. - Richard Karn (2003-2004), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it!" Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? Please do not (attempt to) ask me to repeat. There were people upset, that I would embrace or hug someone of a different color. I'm gonna ask you the same 5 questions, you cannot duplicate the answers. (And from (insert city and state),)Theyreplaying against/It's the (insert family #2)!" Harvey:you cando thatonFamily Feud? I was the first one to buzz in, so I'll just take my time answering this. - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board).